![]() ![]() There's nothing sexy about a girl laying there pretending to be into it. "Being sexually confident and not being afraid to tell me what works and doesn't work for her. Related: 9 Things Men Think When They See You Naked I immediately returned the favor tenfold." -Erich J. "After a long day of work, after I had already talked to her during lunch on how stressful my day was, I came home and she was wearing sexy lingerie, pulled me into the bedroom by my tie, shoved me on to the bed, looked at me with glaring innocent eyes, smiled and said she loved me for the first time, then pounced on me. Unzipping it and seeing her lacy lingerie peek out was unbelievably hot." -Joseph G. Why Hot and Wealthy People Should Date Me, Dave pic.twitter."Once, my girlfriend came over wearing a dress that had a zipper that zipped all the way down the front. So, there you have it, hot and wealthy women-if Dan Rochkind won't touch you with a 10-foot polo stick, there's always Dave. You've had the best (looking), so now try me, Dave. And hey, if you're interested in "superballer" guys, that definitely describes me, in the sense that during the summer my wardrobe is exclusively made up of thrift store basketball jerseys that are super cool. For instance, I can for sure not be so into myself that I can't listen you talk ga-yachts? Acquisitions? Whatever it is rich people talk about that makes them think they're interesting, whatever, I'll listen to you talk, I'm pretty good at that. If hot and wealthy women are tired of dating their genetically superior peers, they should absolutely come date me, Dave, because I have many attractive qualities to offer. We turned to Gothamist staffer and Senior Thirst Correspondent, Dave Colon to see if he could come up with a solution. It appears it is quite hard out there for hot people, but there is hope. I’ve never seen someone have both #nietzsche and #pecs as hashtags /qwyyony9YG This is a dude from that NY Post article. Though several rich women told the Post they would no longer date blandly handsome men, Benedict Beckeld, a hot man, told the tabloid he wants the world to know he's more than just "the body of Adonis." Indeed, a man who quotes Nietszche on his #fitnessmotivation Instagrams is more than just #pecs and #bodybuilding, he is also #sky, #universe, and #morality. "And that’s why at the end of a date they wonder, 'Oh that girl is so beautiful but so empty.' That’s happened to me often."Īnd it appears hot men suffer, too. "When men see beautiful women, they are more concentrated on how she looks because they want to ‘have’ her, and so they don’t want to go deeper and get to know her,” Isabell Giardini said. One 22-year-old hot person told the Post her human feelings somehow failed to evaporate after she signed a modeling contract. It's a happy ending for Rochkind, but less so for the hot people who no longer have the opportunity to be dumped by him. "I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated," Rochkind said. Luckily for Rochkind, he met a nice matchmaker who set him up with her daughter-a potentially dubious business practice, but who am I to judge-and though she is 5'2 and decidedly NOT A 10, Rochkind has fallen victim to that "love is blind" thing that usually just affects sad poor people. "Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation." #Hot women near me full#"Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves," he said. Somewhere along the way, though, Rochkind got lost. "I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation" "I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find." "I could have I wanted," Rochkind told the Post. Not long ago, Rochkind was content with exclusively inviting hot bodies called "swimsuit models" and "bikini babes" for dates and sleepovers. ![]() The NY Post ran a case study today on one Dan Rochkind, an Upper West Sider and private equity executive who finds himself suffering from the aforementioned ill. But one area rich man says he can no longer stomach banging pieces of ambulatory plastic, and has instead settled for a woman who is "merely beautiful," but certainly not "hot." A rich man can just buy a sexy body with a head attached to it and keep it in his apartment (if one finds real women too flawed, historical documents suggest hot robots will do instead). Once a man hits a certain tax bracket, he no longer needs to "impress" a woman, or "pay attention" to the things she says, or "learn" her first name. ![]() It is a truth universally acknowledged, that "rich" men will only date "hot" women. ![]()
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